msgid "Ah yes, I know. I'm amazing."
msgstr ""

msgid "Ah, that was cool."
msgstr ""

msgid "Und hello everyone."
msgstr ""

msgid "My name is Jurgen"
msgstr ""

msgid "Guntherswarchzhaffenstrassen."
msgstr ""

msgid "Und today I will show you"
msgstr ""

msgid "how to play this game."
msgstr ""

msgid "Check this sh*t!"
msgstr ""

msgid "And now, pick up your keyboard"
msgstr ""

msgid "like this."
msgstr ""

msgid "When I shred,"
msgstr ""

msgid "I use the whole keyboard."
msgstr ""

msgid "But since you SUCK,"
msgstr ""

msgid "You will only need"
msgstr ""

msgid "These five frets,"
msgstr ""

msgid "Und zie Pick button."
msgstr ""

msgid "However, zie most important"
msgstr ""

msgid "is the Escape button."
msgstr ""

msgid "You will need it,"
msgstr ""

msgid "when you finally realize"
msgstr ""

msgid "that you SUCK."
msgstr ""

msgid "Bigtime."
msgstr ""

msgid "To me, that is already obvious."
msgstr ""

msgid "Ok, there comes your first note."
msgstr ""

msgid "You can already hold down the 1st fret"
msgstr ""

msgid "BUT DON'T PICK IT YET!"
msgstr ""

msgid "You missed it."
msgstr ""

msgid "Ok, let's try it again."
msgstr ""

msgid "Ok, wait for it."
msgstr ""

msgid "Wait for it."
msgstr ""

msgid "No!"
msgstr ""

msgid "*Sigh*"
msgstr ""

msgid "Now, hold down two frets."
msgstr ""

msgid "Ah, you missed it!"
msgstr ""

msgid "And now, try this super easy lick."
msgstr ""

msgid "Und up to my tempo."
msgstr ""

msgid "Don't try this,"
msgstr ""

msgid "or you'll just hurt yourself."
msgstr ""

msgid "Ok, that was about"
msgstr ""

msgid "four billion notes per second."
msgstr ""

msgid "If I play that any faster,"
msgstr ""

msgid "your minds would just blow up."
msgstr ""

msgid "Ok, that is it for now."
msgstr ""

msgid "You can now go and sell"
msgstr ""

msgid "your keyboards on Ebay."
msgstr ""

msgid "Because you SUCK."
msgstr ""

msgid "And remember one thing."
msgstr ""

msgid "I am your new god, little girls."
msgstr ""