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What is this?
Humorix shows the lighter side of Linux, the open source operating system everyone and their brother are talking about. Jokes about Slashdot, Microsoft, and Tux Penguin are thrown in for good measure. See the About page for details.

The fake news articles that appear here have been written by James Baughn or various contributors. If you would like to contribute a funny article, send it in!

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Slogans & One-liners
Visit Humorix's collection of Linux and Microsoft slogans, one-liners, and quotes, such as {HXFortune} You can also download a fortune file containing these slogans along with a selection of condensed Humorix articles and brief Microsoft jokes.

Humorix Button
Netscape 4.x has a bunch of toolbar buttons that are rarely used. By hacking the .Xdefaults file, it's possible to transform the 'Home' or 'Shop' buttons into a convenient 'Humorix' button. Find out how.

Other Humor
A selection of humor on other sites:
- Microsoft Pie
- Loser Friendly
- Microsoft Apps Ship With Trigger Locks
- Linux Distros Surpass Users
- You might be a Linux redneck if...
- Slashdot Sigs
- Microsoft's plans for penalties
- NatesWinEmu

Linux Webring
Join the rapidly expanding Linux Webring or travel to:
- the previous page
- the next page
- the index page
- the statistics page
- a random page

Humorix Reruns
The major TV networks don't seem to have a problem with broadcasting 50% repeated material, so we're taking advantage of this marketing scheme by showcasing some of our "classic" Humorix articles, including:

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