You almost did it! try again!
Bad luck, maybe next time!
Not bad for the beginning!
You would deserve a consolation prise!
Your daddy would be SO PROUD of you!
You're a promissing guy, we'll try to promote you!
Man, you must have swept!
Many wish, but few succeed!
Take a GOOD look at the right-up corner!
Congratulations, you goofed again!
What's bothering you today?
Don't be sad, you wouldn't be in the Guiness Book anyway!
You're too nervous. Take a pill!
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!
I guess you didn't sleep too well list night!
You still have a lot to learn, son!
We'll find you another job (don't call us, we'll call you)!
I hope this won't bring trouble into your marriage!
Warm your fingers, they must be frozen!
You forgot your boxing gloves ON!
Did I hear you grumble?
Try the showbussiness, you can make it in comedies!
Eat plenty of fish, this might help!
Next time bring your grandmother too!
Take a few piano lessons before playing again!
Talking about ELEPHANTS, how are you today?
You better play Glockenspiel!
Join the Navy, this fits you better!
The bombs shocked you, DON'T play this again!
Another wise guy who thinks it's easy!
This is NOT for a slow mind like yours!
HEY! You're dumb, or what?
Any stupid jackass could do better!
GIVE UP, you may become complexed!
Run in the wood and NEVER come back!
Hide in a cave for the rest of your life!
My compassion for your wooden hand!
Your parents must feel miserable with a child like you!
Are all your brothers like you?
Give my regards to the nurses in the sanatory!
A good doctor and you'll be on the level again (let's hope)!
Any attempt to follow a medical treatment?
I'm affraid there's no cure for you any more!
DON'T PANIC, the govern takes care of poor helpless people like you!
You're a nature's BIG failure!
Take my advice : end your troubles with a gun AT ONCE!
Don't ever make children, they'll HATE you for this!