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I know all about warp field dynamics and the principles behind the transporter. I have memorized the TECH manual. I speak Klingon. I go to cons with Vulcan ears on. I have no life. 2 t++ It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those conventions. Those people are kooks. 3 t+ It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on TV now. 4 t It's just another TV show. 5 t- Maybe it is just me, but I have no idea what the big deal with Star Trek is. Perhaps I'm missing something but I just think it is bad drama. 6 t-- Star Trek is just another Space Opera. William Shatner isn't an actor, he's a poser! And what's with this Jean-Luc Picard? A Frenchman with a British accent? Come on. Isn't Voyager just a rehash of Lost in Space? Has Sisko even breathed in the last two seasons? Come on. I'd only watch this show if my remote control broke. 7 t--- Star Trek SUCKS! It is the worst crap I have ever seen! Hey, all you Trekkies out there, GET A LIFE! (William Shatner is a t---) 8 t* I identify with Barclay, the greatest of the Trek Geeks. Enter your Star Trek code number here [0 to quit]: %dBabylon 5 Page %i of %i 1 5++++ I am J. Michael Straczynski 2 5+++ I am a True Worshipper of the Church of Joe who lives eats breathes and thinks Babylon 5, and has Evil thoughts about staling Joe's videotape archives just to see episodes earlier. I am planning to break into the bank and steal the triple-encoded synopsis of the 5-year arc. 3 5++ Finally a show that shows what a real future would look like. None of Picardian "Let's talk about it and be friends" crap. And what's this? We finally get to see a bathroom! Over on that Enterprise, they've been holding it for over seven years! 4 5+ Babylon 5 certainly presents a fresh perspective in the Sci-Fi universe. I watch it weekly. 5 5 I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it. 6 5- This show is sub-par. The acting is wooden, the special effects are obviously poor quality. In general, it seems like a very cheap Star Trek ripoff. 7 5-- You call this Sci-Fi? That is such a load of crap! This show is just a a soap with bad actors, piss-poor effects, and lame storylines. Puh-leese. Enter your Babylon 5 code number here [0 to quit]: X-Files Page %i of %i 1 X++++ I am Chris Carter 2 X+++ This is the BEST show on TV, and it's about time. I've seen everything from David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson have ever done that has been recorded and I'm a loyal Duchovny/Anderson fan. I've converted at least 10 people. I have every episode at SP, debate the fine details online, and have a credit for at least 2 YAXAs. 3 X++ This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes. I'll periodically debate online. I've converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA. 4 X+ I've converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun. 5 X Ho hum. Just another FOX show. 6 X- It's ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but left's face it, it's crap. 7 X-- If I wanted to watch this kind of stuff, I'd talk to Oliver Stone. Enter your X-Files code number here [0 to quit]: Role Playing Page %i of %i 1 R+++ I've written and published my own gaming materials. 2 R++ There is no life outside the roll of the die. I know all the piddly rules of (chosen game). _MY_ own warped rules scare the rest of the players. 3 R+ I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself. 4 R Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon. 5 R- Gosh, what an utter waste of time! 6 R-- Role-Players are instruments of pure evil. 7 R--- I work for T$R. 8 R* I thought life WAS role-playing? Enter your Role Playing code number here [0 to quit]: Television Page %i of %i 1 tv+++ There's nothing I can experience 'out there' that I can't see coming over my satellite dish. I wish there were MORE channels. I live for the O.J. Trial. 2 tv++ I just leave the TV on, to make sure I don't miss anything. 3 tv+ I watch some TV every day. 4 tv I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those found on PBS. 5 tv- I watch TV for the news and 'special programming'. 6 tv-- I turn my TV on during natural disasters. 7 !tv I do not own a television. Enter your Television code number here [0 to quit]: Books Page %i of %i 1 b++++ I read a book a day. I have library cards in three states. I have discount cards from every major bookstore. I've ordered books from another country to get my Favorite Author Fix. 2 b+++ I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet. 3 b++ I find the time to get through at least one new book a month. 4 b+ I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often. 5 b I read the newspaper and the occasional book. 6 b- I read when there is no other way to get the information. 7 b-- I did not actually READ the geek code, I just had someone tell me. Enter your Books code number here [0 to quit]: Dilbert Page %i of %i 1 DI+++++ I am Scott Adams 2 DI++++ I've received mail from Scott Adams. i'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class) 3 DI+++ I am a Dilbert prototype. 4 DI++ I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss. 5 DI+ I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it. 6 DI I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it. 7 DI- Is that the comic about the engineers? 8 DI-- Don't read it, but I think the dog is kinda cute. 9 DI--- I don't think it's funny to make fun of managers trying to best run their organizational units. Enter your Dilbert code number here [0 to quit]: Doom Page %i of %i 1 D++++ I work for iD software. 2 D+++ I crank out PWAD files daily, complete with new monsters, weaponry, sounds, and maps. I'm a Doom god. I can solve the original maps in nightmare mode with my eyes closed. 3 D++ I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too. 4 D+ It's a fun action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon. 5 D I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent. 6 D- I've played the game and really didnt' think it was all that impressive 7 D-- It's an overly-violent game and pure crap. 8 D--- To hell with Doom, I miss Zork. 9 D---- I've seen better on my Atari 2600. Enter your Doom code number here [0 to quit]: The Geek Code Page %i of %i 1 G+++++ I am Robert Hayden 2 G++++ I have made a suggestion for future versions of the code (note that making a suggestion just to get a G++++ rating doesn't count, you also have to at least qualify for a G+++ rating) 3 G+++ I have memorized the entire geek code, and can decode others' codes in my head. 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