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:-)
:-)
 Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
       joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.


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;-)
;-)
 Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
       More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.


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:-(
:-(
 Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
       or depressed about something.


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:-i
:-i
 Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
       good as a happy smilie

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:->
:->
 User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).

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>:->
>:->
 User just made a really devilish remark.

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>;->
>;->
 Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

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(-:
(-:
 User is left handed

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%-)
%-)
 User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

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:*)
:*)
 User is drunk

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[:]
[:]
 User is a robot

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8-)
8-)
 User is wearing sunglasses

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b:-)
B:-)
 Sunglasses on head

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::-)
::-)
 User wears normal glasses

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b-)
B-)
 User wears horn-rimmed glasses

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8:-)
8:-)
 User is a little girl

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:-)-8
:-)-8
 User is a Big girl

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:-{)
:-{)
 User has a mustache

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:-{}
:-{}
 User wears lipstick

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{:-)
{:-)
 User wears a toupee

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}:-(
}:-(
 Toupee in an updraft

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:-[
:-[
 User is a Vampire

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:-e
:-e
 Bucktoothed vampire

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:-f
:-f
 Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

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:-7
:-7
 User just made a wry statement

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:-*
:-*
 User just ate something sour

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:-)~
:-)~
 User drools

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:-~)
:-~)
 User has a cold

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:'-(
:'-(
 User is crying

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:'-)
:'-)
 User is so happy, s/he is crying

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:-@
:-@
 User is screaming

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:-#
:-#
 User wears braces

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:^)
:^)
 User has a broken nose

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:v)
:v)
 User has a broken nose, but it's the other way

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:_)
:_)
 User's nose is sliding off of his face

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=:-)
=:-)
 User is a hosehead

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-:-)
-:-)
 User is a punk rocker

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-:-(
-:-(
 (real punk rockers don't smile)

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:=)
:=)
 User has two noses

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+-:-)
+-:-)
 User is the Pope or holds some other religious office

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`:-)
`:-)
 User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

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,:-)
,:-)
 Same thing...other side

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|-i
|-i
 User is asleep

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|-o
|-o
 User is yawning/snoring

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:-q
:-q
 User is a smoker

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:-?
:-?
 User smokes a pipe

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o-)
O-)
 Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

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:-p
:-p
 Nyahhhh!

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:-s
:-s
 User just made an incoherent statement

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:-d
:-d
 User is laughing (at you!)

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:-x
:-x
 User's lips are sealed

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:-c
:-c
 User is really bummed

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:-/
:-/
 User is skeptical

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c=:-)
C=:-)
 User is a chef

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@=
@=
 User is pro-nuclear war

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:-o
:-o
 Uh oh!

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(8-o
(8-o
 It's Mr. Bill!

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*:o)
*:o)
 And Bozo the Clown!

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3:]
3:]
 Pet smilie

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3:[
3:[
 Mean Pet smilie

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d8=
d8=
 Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

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e-:-)
E-:-)
 User is a Ham radio operator

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:-9
:-9
 User is licking his/her lips

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%-6
%-6
 User is braindead

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[:-)
[:-)
 User is wearing a walkman

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(:i
(:i
 User is an egghead
 K:P      User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

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@:-)
@:-)
 User is wearing a turban

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:-0
:-0
 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

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:-:
:-:
 Mutant Smilie

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.-)
.-)
 User only has one eye

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,-)
,-)
 Ditto...but he's winking

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x-(
X-(
 User just died
 8        :-) User is a wizard


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c=}>;*{))mega-smilie...
C=}>;*{))mega-smilie...
 A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
          updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

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:-`
:-`
 smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

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:-1
:-1
 smiley bland face

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:-#|
:-#|
 smiley face with bushy mustache

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:-$
:-$
 smiley face with it's mouth wired shut

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:-%
:-%
 smiley banker

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:-6
:-6
 smiley after eating something sour

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:^)
:^)
 smiley with pointy nose (righty)

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:-7
:-7
 smiley after a wry statement

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8-)
8-)
 smiley swimmer

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:-*
:-*
 smiley after eating something bitter

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:-0
:-0
 smiley orator

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(:-(
(:-(
 unsmiley frowning

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(:-)
(:-)
 smiley big-face

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=:-)
=:-)
 smiley punk-rocker

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+:-)
+:-)
 smiley priest

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:-q
:-q
 smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose

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:-e
:-e
 disappointed smiley

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:-t
:-t
 cross smiley

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:-i
:-i
 semi-smiley

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:-o
:-o
 smiley singing national anthem

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:-[
:-[
 un-smiley blockhead

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:-]
:-]
 smiley blockhead

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:-{
:-{
 smiley variation on a theme

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:-}
:-}
 ditto

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{:-)
{:-)
 smiley with its hair parted in the middle

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}:-)
}:-)
 above in an updraft

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:-s
:-s
 smiley after a BIZARRE comment

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:-d
:-d
 lefty smiley razzing you

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g-)
g-)
 smiley with ponce-nez glasses

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:-k
:-k
 beats me, looks like something, tho.

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:-l
:-l
 y. a. s.

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:-:
:-:
 mutant smiley

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:-|
:-|
 "have an ordinary day" smiley

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;-)
;-)
 winking smiley

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:-v
:-v
 talking head smiley

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:v)
:v)
 left-pointing nose smiley

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:-b
:-b
 left-pointing tongue smiley

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:-/
:-/
 lefty undecided smiley

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:-?
:-?
 smilely smoking a pipe

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.-]
.-]
 one-eyed smilely

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,-}
,-}
 wry and winking

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:-=)
:-=)
 older smiley with mustache

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:u)
:u)
 smiley with funny-looking left nose

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:n)
:n)
 smiley with funny-looking right nose


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}:^#})
}:^#})
 mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a
          double-chin

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:-}
:-}
 beard

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:-{
:-{
 mustache

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:-#
:-#
 braces

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:-x
:-x
 bow tie

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:-q
:-q
 smoker

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8-)
8-)
 glasses

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b-)
B-)
 horn-rims

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8:-)
8:-)
 glasses on forehead

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:-8(
:-8(
 condescending stare